Humorous Anecdote

• Me: My uncle didn't know what MySpace was, and I was trying to explain it to him. I said something like it's a way young people stay connected to their friends. They can even see pictures of themselves. [I may want to add that the last time my uncle interacted with the computer, it had a green screen.] Dad: You should have told him, "Welcome to the nineties, Mr. Banks." [1/09]
• Jesse: (as though he was EVOO) I am super queen. I am super queen of the Chi-Cha thing. [11/23/08}
• Me: (mouthing) I love you. EVOO: (very amused; mouthing) You love me? Me: (mouthing) Yes, I love you. (still mouthing) You're beautiful. EVOO: (scrunched up face almost angry-looking, mouthing) What?! [11/14/08]
• Lani: Mom, put this on me [a mesh scarf covering her face, which will make her a super hero, according to her]. Me: No. It's dangerous. Lani: I won't rescue you or EVOO if you don't. [11/13/08]
• Jesse: Hmmm... you smell good. Me: I do?! What do I smell like? Jesse: Cheese puffs. [11/4/08]
• Kenyu: Donavan a do bad word, a do bad word. Jennifer: When did he say bad words. Kenyu: [after a pensive silence] or talk?
• Lani: This itch is confusing. [8/17/08]
• Jennifer: I have my own hamster. [ahem, do you mean hamper? 8/08]